"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." Jackie Mason
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." Jackie Mason
"Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?" Jackie Mason
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." Jackie Mason
"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck." Jackie Mason
"It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life." Jackie Mason
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| Jackie in 2006 |
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