Sunday 1 July 2012

Time For Jackie Mason Quotes

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." Jackie Mason

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." Jackie Mason

"Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?" Jackie Mason

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." Jackie Mason

"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck." Jackie Mason

"It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life." Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason Quotes
Jackie in 2006
Jackie Mason (born June 9, 1931) is an American stand-up comedian and movie actor.
Read more about Jackie Mason at Wikipedia

"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck." Jackie Mason Quotes

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